by As a classicist, I am required to say Happy Ides of March! May you not be required to look over your shoulder. Sentio aliquos in togatos contra mei conspirare (apologies for typos, my latin is rusty to say the least).
For any who might not know, March 15th, the Ides of March, is the day Caesar was assassinated. Et tu, blog reader?
Ha ha! Somebody else who went around telling people to beware the Ides of March! All I got was funny looks.